Popkin (evilpopkin) wrote,
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I had to do this, because it's kind of awesome. I also had to use the name Jeremy, because apparently people who have my last name are incredibly boring.

RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Jeremy needs a hug.
(Oh Google, you know me better than anyone.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Jeremy looks like the number one right-hand man to the Dark Lord.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Jeremy Says, "Too Much Sex is a Bad Thing" for Animals.
(I'm not really sure I can decide that for them.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Jeremy wants to be an astronaut.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Jeremy does Andy.
(I’m not gay, Google >/)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Jeremy hates you all.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search.
A: Jeremy loves chocolate.

Q: Type in "[your name] enjoys" in Google search.
A: Jeremy enjoys guys making out.
(I SAID I’M NOT GAY GOOGLE DDD:)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Jeremy asks for a Treat.
(Yez!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Jeremy goes to Japan!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Jeremy likes looking at the stars.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Jeremy eats poo.
(… ;~;)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Jeremy wears tight pants.
(For the ladies. Not the guys.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Jeremy was arrested for lewd conduct with a sheep in France.
(So, according to Google, I’m an emotionally needy homosexual who likes to eat shit and fuck animals. Thanks, internet.)
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